rnedia:

drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.

(Source: drarna)

fairytaleheart:

whitegoldandpearls:

Disney Prince Tom Hiddleston

Disney Prince Chris Hemsworth

Disney Princess Dean winchester.

i cant stop laughing send help

(Source: jarjacklecki)

best-of-funny:

vulpiss:

datkarkatass:

blimpcat:

thelimeblood:

starksexual:

downeyjred:

this actually spoke to me on a very spiritual level and I began crying

(Source: geneparmesaned)

sixthgunforlife:

the-devils-beast:

nicodoublele:

when you have so many ideas, but no talent

When you have so much talent, but no ideas

When you have no ideas and no talent.

nymphettic:

tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you can legally take my dick in your ass” and everyone thought it was funny and called him a legend 

amanda bynes tweets ”i want drake to murder my vagina” and she gets unverified on twitter and articles in the news saying she has ”gone crazy” and needs help

(Source: tidull)

high-blogging:

lameborghini:

will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks

illegal crimes

the-vashta-nerada:

so yeah did you guys hear about the ceo of abercrombie and fitch who said that he doesn’t want ugly chicks wearing his clothing

like excuse you ceo of abercrombie and fitch

you look like gary busey went bobbing for apples in a tub of bees

you couldn’t wear your own clothing

muggleland:

the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings

(Source: moronicalake)

thatharrypottergirl:

thatharrypottergirl:

the sexual tension between ryan and chad when they sing “i don’t dance”

theY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES AFTER THE SONG

I AM SO FUCKING DONE 

(Source: barricadeponine)

doctormaxwell:

caswantsmetochangethisurl:

cellokind:

bluhbluhhugedork:

• COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
• COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
• COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL

• ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
• ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
• ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL

• BLOODY MARY
• BLOODY MARY
• BLOODY MARY

chenyakumo:

hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

fuck wasps

k-hiq:

hikaribakuras:

holyjazspers:

horton hears a huh

horton hears a what

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

horton hears a hater

(Source: catswithbenefits)

analmermaidprincess:

analmermaidprincess:

What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake

The boys…

They have arrived….